Fastest wedding lunch!

Yesterday, my family went for a wedding lunch of a relative at noon and it's the fastest and funniest wedding dinner(just for our table)!

The wedding lunch should start at 12.30pm, but due to some reason, the lunch start at around 1.35pm. You know if you attend a wedding dinner, it normally last till 11pm or so, which is very long. However, this lunch only took 1 hr for 9 dishes! Which meant that it ended at around 2.35pm! Damn fast!

Why? Because I also don't know. The things I know is that the waitress that served our table moved very fast, her actions and words were like machine guns, faster then any other tables' waiters waitresses! She was an 40s or 50s woman, had no smile and she was so fast that made our table laughed like mad! Even other people around us felt strange. Every tables finished at the same time, but prehaps we were the fastest......

Wedding lunch should be ate slowly, but this time, we ate like we were rushing for somethings. We haven't finish one dish, the other dish came, and if we can't finish a big plate, she would ask if we wanted to pack and bring home! Come on! Which waitress would ask customer whether they wanted to pack? It's only the customer who's the one ask to pack. This woman served like a robot and was like she was also rushing for something. Gosh!
Anyway, the whole scene was really funny! The fastest wedding lunch.
Adios.