夢。永遠. Dreams forever. 梦永远. 永遠に夢を見ます. os sueños para siempre. les rêves à jamais。Träume ewig. i sogni per sempre
~`♥ Today
Saturday, 30 May 2009
June Holiday Finally!
Today's the last day of school!!! Yeah, june holiday has finally came! Freedom at last! :D
However, (music: dang dang dang dang!!! )
A pile of holi homeworks are still waiting for me......every subject, every piece, they are killing me and my june holiday......oh man~ headache ;x Who will win in the end? The evil holi homeworks or me? We'll see...
Anyway, today Mr Siva treated our class pizza!!! xD
Monday, 25 May 2009
Interclass girls bball
A short clip on the match at the begining.
Though we lost to 3E (sadly), but we'll definately (must) get a 3rd ok!
We don't want (hope not) the not gold-not silver-not bronze medal,
so,
DO YOUR BEST! YOU KNOW WE CAN!
JIAYOUS! :D
Next match: thurs 445
Come and support 3H
Go Heros!
Thursday, 21 May 2009
Found this very funny thing:
爆笑詐騙電話....
昨天接到一個不認識的電話,不像本土口音,上來就直呼我的名字!
「王總!」
「你是誰呀?」
「你的老朋友啊」
「誰呀?」
「台東的老朋友啦,連我的聲音你都聽不出來了?」
「你是?」
「哎呀,王總你貴人多忘事啊」
我是真的被問住了,想不起來這個聲音,又寒暄了半天,對方就是不說自己的名字,最後我不耐煩了,「你不說就算了」我就把電話掛了。後來想想有點不對勁,可能是騙子,如果我把對方的聲音認做某個老朋友,對方就會想辦法講故事騙錢了。我就按照剛才顯示的號碼把電話撥回去了。我說:「你是台東的張XX吧」
「對呀對呀對呀,看看,我說你貴人多忘事,連我的聲音都聽不出來了。」
「對不起啊,XX,我還以為誰和我開玩笑吶」
「王總啊,我準備去台北出差,順便請你吃飯……」
我問:「XX,你母親的癌症怎麼樣了」
對方呆了一下:「喔……還是老樣子」
「唉,得了這病也沒辦法。你爸車禍的案子結了嗎?」
「喔……差不多了」
「行啊,人都走了,賠不賠的也別太在意了~」
「嗯...」
我又問:「強姦你老婆的流氓逮到了沒啊?」
「逮到了,逮到了」
我又問「你兒子沒屁眼的手術做了沒啊?」
…… 對方沈默了10秒種,沒說出話來,把電話掛了...
1....多讀書啦 ....
有個孩子叫志昶(唸場),媽媽突然接到手機,
對方哭得很悽慘:「媽,我是志"永"啊,我被打了,快救我啊……」
媽媽很鎮定地回答:「不要怕,那個字唸"場" ,乖喔……」
詐騙歹徒:「……」(立刻掛電話)
2.. 個人經驗
手機響了:「XXX先生,根據資料顯示,三分鐘前, 你剛剛在燦坤用XX現金卡刷了一筆兩萬六千元的款項, 請問有這回事嗎?」
「有啊!那是我刷的。」
「啊……您剛剛在燦坤用XX現金卡刷了一筆兩萬六千元的款項……」
「是啊,那是我刷的」
「這……你……真的刷的嗎?」
「對。」
「那你……你可不可以和我對一下帳戶和密碼?」
「好。」(一陣死寂)
「先生,請您和我對一下帳戶和密碼。」
「幹!你不唸我怎樣核對啊?」
「你……請你唸一下帳戶和……」(火速掛掉)
3.. 網路真人真事
「嗚哇嗚嗚嗚.. (小孩哭聲)」
歹徒:「你家的小孩在我手上,快匯二十萬到...」
「我就是我家的小孩 =_= 」剛變聲小六生的無奈
4. 我 : 你好, 我剛剛收到簡訊說我在新光三越消費
歹徒 : 給我你的刷卡編號
我 : (簡訊裡有) 66723
歹徒 : 小姐請問貴姓
我 : 林
歹徒 : 全名是
我 : 志氣的志,玲瓏的玲(忍住笑,好想笑喔)
歹徒 : ..........(遲疑) 林...志玲小姐,剛剛有人在台中新光三越 將您的花旗信用卡開卡後,盜刷16800元喔
我 : 是嗎,錯了吧
歹徒 : 錯了?! 你趕快到提款機去更改密碼,否則會被盜領帳戶喔
我 : 不是不是,卡是我刷的,我刷了16萬喔,不是1萬6
歹徒 : .........你剛剛在新光三越
我 : 我現在還在新光三越
歹徒 : 可是警察說你被盜刷喔
我 : 好吧,被你抓到了,我是林志玲的妹妹,我盜刷了我姐的卡, 我準備要去自首
歹徒 : .........嗯 (押住電話,小聲跟旁人說,過來一下,她 盜刷別人的卡ㄟ)
另一歹徒 :小姐,你的行為是犯法的,不過我們可以幫你脫罪
我 : 感謝,怎麼脫罪
歹徒 : 林 小姐,方便告訴我你全名嗎,我幫你查查資料,或許還沒入帳
我 : 雙木林,姥姥的姥,牡丹花的牡,我是林姥牡啦~
歹徒 : ...(掛電話)
Woah! Gold!
Woah~ First time in my Napha history, I got GOLD! Never expected that 8D. I was thinking that the best I could ever get would be silver, cause I got bronze for the past 2 years, and I totally can't do incline pull-up, however, I did quite well this year, amazing!
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Haiz...
Monday, 18 May 2009
Random and Retard
Saturday, 16 May 2009
READ
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. You're checking it now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading my post.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. You're checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
Friday, 15 May 2009
Friday, the free day
Today's full of fun and laughter. Let's start with LA lesson, we were talking about 诚信勇忠 (our sch motto), but Mrs Kumaran couldn't really pronounce "cheng xin yong zhong", she said, "shen jing long zhong" which sounds like "神经隆重", then we started to laugh. She knew that she pronounced wrongly, but she wanted to know what is the meaning of the wrong pronunciation, so...
Mrs K: What's "shen jing long zhong"? I mean, are there really such words? What's "shen jing" (神经)?
Us: It means crazy.
Mrs K: Then what's "long zhong"(隆重)?
Us: Grand.
Mrs K: You mean, you are a crazy and grand school?!
Everyone laughs.
Then during Chinese,
张老师 showed us his box of 纸青蛙, the essay he wrote about, they're his precious present from his old students.
张:你们看,这是真实的故事。(拿出一大盒纸青蛙)
Class: 哇~
Suddenly,
Chik: 老师,你昨晚折了多久?
张:=.=
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
Oh man~ H1N1
Stupid H1N1! See, now you're spreading to China, how am I suppose to go Hunan? I don't want the trip to be cancelled! You better stay just where you are, don't travel any further!
And...A joke to share:
Last week, 陈老师来找人。
Justin S: 老师so帅!
陈老师:这么久才发现,真是的!
Justin S: 老师so cool~
Sunday, 10 May 2009
Is it a nightmare?
Everyday, or rather these few days, I wake up and see this thing, I don't know I'm suppose to be happy or angry, it's like a monster, getter bigger and bolder each day. Sometimes it may seem to be a cute little teddy bear, but most of the time, it's still a monster. It's taking its chance, I won't buy it; it's going to haunt me, I won't give in. Maybe it's just a bad dream, a nightmare, a weird imagination. But I shall not bother about it, afterall, dreams can't be real......or can it?
Friday, 8 May 2009
Hey hey
Hey hey, long time no post, due to the large amount of tests (2 to be exact). Finally, today I'm so free~ no CO-come home early, monday no school- 3 days of break, yeah! Happy happy happy :D Hmm...don't know what to post so I shall show you...
Some photos of the day:
Sunday, 3 May 2009
Feeling tired..
Maybe is because of the long holiday(not exactly), my whole body system seems to work in slow motion. I don't have the mood(or energy) to study, feeling very......I-don't-know-how-to-say kinda feeling, weird. Even now, I feel like just sit there and blank. I don't know what to do (but then, I'm blogging now). I want to study(really want to), but I just can't concentrate. Man~ I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired.
Unglam ying xian eating cheese fries.